(but I won't...)
Look at my poor new lilies! They were juuuust starting to open after we planted them a few weeks ago - and then I come outside in the morning to this.
It looks like someone just took scissors and hacked off the blooms. THEY NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO LIVE!!
But alas. I guess there's always next year (yay for perennials!). The kicker is - ALL of our neighbors have lilies. WHOLE lilies. Why our house, stupid deer??