Signs you need to get yourself back into real life and get a hobby post baby:
-You are actually beginning to find Hoda and Kathy Lee funny instead of just crazy.
-You know the theme songs for all of those companies who give you money for your annuity or structured settlement.
-You have permanent butt indentions in "your" spot on the couch
- Leaving the house to go to the doctor is something to look forward to
Ok, so maybe it's just that I watch too much tv...